January 2012
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HOW THE FUCK DO I BABY!?!?!
THIS IS HARD
armsoftheocean:
the reason why the world isn’t...
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You know what?? Fuck this
No fucking way am i spending new year depressed
Im going to draw gay porn!
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Jake English: Nominated lamest death in Homestuck.
exsexily-whorebible:
John - STABBED MULTIPLE TIMES Jade - EXPLODED Rose - STABBED Dave - SHOT Aradia - BOYFRIEND’DED Tavros - IMPALED Sollux - GLUB’D Nepeta - BLUDGEONED Kanaya - IMPALED BY SCIENCE Vriska - BEATEN THEN BLED TO DEATH SLOWLY Equius - ASPHYXIATED Eridan - CHAINSAW’D Feferi - ALSO IMPALED BY SCIENCE Jane - EXPLODED Doc Scratch- SADHAJSFHAJFHSADJALDHSAL Bro - STABBED Mom- STABBED...
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If i didnt have to babysit soon id go to bed
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Welp there goes my good mood
My friend went to answer the door and her ex was there. He said he still wants to be her new year kiss. She dropped her phone and the call broke off.
She texted me saying “Looks like i wont be single after all!! now neither of us are entering new years lonely!! :DD”
Yeah….. Im going to sulk for awhile
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Putting it uder a cut in case your dash cant...
If this read more doesnt work…..
Ok i lied.
I look like a horse.
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Answers
æ
I know i look fucking fabulous but i dont have a clue how
✌
I got stuck at the top of a 50 ft tree once. The only reason i come down was because i didnt want some strange fireman to get me. I was that scared of strangers
♡
You caught me, im an asshole.
❁
My face.
✓
I still get distracted by little kids shows
☹
Facial hair
☀
Really, really good dance moves
♬
Let the rain fall down-...
Anonymous asked: æ✌♡❁✓☹☀♬♧☆☮
THE WORLD JUST LIKES TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST,...
dwasunichi:
thickbrowsandtea:
americaeffyeah:
SORRY THE U.S. IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE.
ooc; I live in America and this is a mandatory reblog, okay.
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
Reblog if you are still in 2011!
ireallylikesoup:
with-love-j-e-n-n-i-f-e-r:
1dlovescats:
turntech-biologist asked: ❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄...
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Damn im entering the new year fabulous
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Put a ❄ in my ask to give me a new years kiss!
Mwah mwah mwah
Go anon and leave a secret in my ask box
agg-nawg:
We are taking all of the crap from this year
and getting it off our chests
So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21,...
laugh-addict:
now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive. …and then tumblr people will unite, create their own country and rule the world.
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My friend and i are doing makeovers while talking on the phone. I called to tell her how i was upset and she said ‘Hold on im doing my hair’ i asked if she was going to a party and she said ‘No i wasnt invited. But if i cant enter the new year single, at least ill be fucking fabulous.’ I said that she was insane and she told me to join her.
Damn i love this girl.
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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askdrunkteenlalonde:
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How to tell if "derp" is ableist
jashindamnit:
clarri:
roxanneritchi:
onlytowardschaos | fuckthegenderpolice | fromonesurvivortoanother:
When you look it up, do you get images making fun of people with downs, people in wheelchairs, and other disabled individuals?
Do lots of people with disabilities insist over and over again that it’s ableist?
If you answered yes to both, then guess what? It’s ableist!
End of...
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Now to spend the rest of new years alone in my...
And i get to babysit later
December 2011
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Why do people keep making me go places, i just...
Why is that so hard
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Wow i just remembered last years resolution
To be kissed
So I just noticed...
docezio:
inexchangeforyoursoul:
jewelebi:
Wait a second… …Hussie you clever son of a bitch
And now I’m seriously wondering if there will be a midnight update.
omfg
HUSSIEEEEEEEEEE
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my dash is dead, its time for bed
loreweaver:
LAST TIME ON HOMESTUCK, JACK NOIR KILLS EVERYONE!
THIS TIME ON HOMESTUCK, JACK NOIR KILLS PEOPLE WE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT YET!
NEXT TIME ON HOMESTUCK, JACK NOIR KILLS YOU
averyniceprince:
i got this adorable necklace during a betsey johnson 40% off jewelry sale at vegas
what i didn’t know, however!
was that this necklace was also a locket!!!!!
so uh emi who’s that your boyfriend or somethin in there
yes
yes it is